Ok guys. This is what will happen to Dark Shadows…

juliahoffman-md:

vilawolf:

I am a Leroux Purist and I lived through the Andrew Webber nonsense not once but twice with that dam movie… here is what you Dan Curtis Purists are about to experance. We have already witnessed the oprning shots of it.

1. they will hate on your ship/op.
2. they will mock the source
3. they will write a metic shit-tonne in really bad sue-fics
* not all of the fics will be Sue, some of it will be very good, but just be prepared for the innudation.
4. there will be terabytes of photo manipulations and and fan videos.
* not all of them will ne done in paint (some will be) not all of tbem will be done in windows movie crapper (some will be.
5. most of the worst of them will very quickly move on to the next Depp/Burton movie so we WILL get our famdom back eventually.
* unfortunatly there will be some who stay and will continue with all of the above.
** some will take to the Show and the furst two movies. PLEASE be nice to these sane newbies.

I typed this on my phone.

oh god I need the bad sue-fics

I need them now and I need them not to be about Willie Loomis’ magical sister

…is that a fic that exists?

I mean, I can kind of understand if it is, since Willie did have a sister in the reboot pilot filmed in 2003/4 (I can’t remember the exact year).